he’s going to fuck you up and you’re going to let him
a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals
sounds like a shih tzu
I’m going to kick your ass
It’s 12:26 am and I’d like to scream at you and tell you that I miss you but instead I just closed my eyes and whispered “you’re a fool for letting me go.
what did baby corn say to mummy corn???
someone unfollowed me because of this joke i guess they found it too corny